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of becoming introverted and poisoning monkeys

6:51 AM - Friday, September 28, 2007

Can people actually change from being extroverted to being introverted? I think it is possible and I'm perhaps a rather good example. A few years back, I would have proudly said that I am an extrovert, a bit too extroverted actually. But recently, I realised I'm becoming more self-contained and afraid to meet new people. I prefer to be alone or with a few friends rather than a whole bunch of people. A good example will be how I managed to finish grey's anatomy series 1 and 2 and half of prison break series 2 in approximately 1+ week. And how I now prefer using friendster and facebook to communicate with friends rather than msn, which I have on all the time I'm online. What will happen to me when I go to NUS in 2 years time, when most of the people I meet are probably strangers? I think I can just die and be a pathetic antisocial freak who'll always be found in the school library!

Anyway, yesterday was an amazing day because I found a new future career for myself. A monkey exterminator! Realising that there's an increasing amount of monkeys around the ammo magazine office, Kevin and I came up with a great plan to kill the monkeys. Firsly, realising that they seem to eat anything we left outside, I decided to throw a piece of mosquito coil at them and true enough, a pack came running after it and started to fight for it. But after some sniffing, they realised that it wasn't edible (monkeys are smart after all) and discarded them. So the genius me went to look for expired cakes that's in the forsaken fridge and I found one that was almost a month expired. But I thought it wasn't good enough, so me and Kevin decided to add dettol into the cake and throw feed it to the monekys. This time, we managed to trick them and a few monkeys gobbled the dettol cakes down. Having a deep hatred for monkeys as they always overturn the trashbin and making us clean the floor, I came up with an even more vicious plan. i took a can of green spray paint and sprayed the cakes green and threw it to the monkeys. true enough, they still gobbled the "painted cakes" down as if they were heavenly. but we realised we actually attracted more monkeys and did the right thing by retreating into the office. haha. After that, I didn't really see much monkeys anymore and thus I conclude that I have killed a few monkeys by poisoning them with poison cakes. (The animal rights group are coming to get me.) This is a fine example of "making an example of a few dead poisoned monkeys to warn the other living monkeys".